Hard TImes

piggy plane 1In case you haven’t heard yet, the recent days have been difficult ones for Piggy. The official word:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.

She hasn’t told me much else about this, other than to laugh at those rumors that Kermit is seeing another frog. It’s a busy time for her, with the new show starting this fall, and even if she had the time she’s never been one to dwell on the past.

But I have noticed that her karate chops have seemed a little more forceful lately …

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